All I need for the holiday: Smokes!

I have choose this christmas to plead for basic Christmas Gifts that my wife can determine comfortably for me. My first choice, as always, is my favored cigar from dr-grabow-pipes.com. My wife doesn’t even have to leave the home, she can go online (I have all my favorites sites saved) and make out the order there. As far as anything else, she can go to the nearest retailer and pick out a gift. She debates every holiday that I am the most difficult guy to shop for. But we have been married for over 15 years! And if she doesn’t know the things I admire by now, I just don’t know. I continuously articulate every December, “I want smokes”, I smoke 1 or 2 per day, and that adds up. I bought a humidor for keeping my smokes, “what’s that for?” my wife askes. Well my love, it’s to keep my cigars green as grass. So, if you get me stogies for the holiday I can hold them in the humidor for a few months and remove one when I am wishing to savor one. Although I have to say, I got blessed with luck last year, my wife purchased me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The prior year, she got me a fishing pole, without thinking I said I wanted to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing once after that, but guess what, I still smoke 1-2 smokes a day. Well what do I want for christmas this year? I want Smokes, and anything else would just be an secondary pleasure.

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